💀 BREAKING: I JUST DUMPED $SOL ON WAGIES /// SEC CHAIRMAN ASKED ME FOR A LOAN (DENIED) 💸 YOUR PORTFOLIO IS MY ROUNDING ERROR /// REMINDER: UTILITY IS A MYTH FOR POOR PEOPLE 📉 LIQUIDATING PEASANTS IN 3, 2, 1... 🤡 MCDONALD'S IS HIRING (APPLICATION LINK IN BIO) /// MY DOG HAS MORE ETH THAN YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE ⚡ FLASH CRASH INCOMING (OOPS, WRONG BUTTON) /// BITCOIN CEO IS MY BUTLER 💩 SELLING YOUR "COMMUNITY TAKEOVER" TO BUY A NEW YACHT /// WEN LAMBO? NEVER FOR YOU. 💎 DIAMOND HANDS = BAG HOLDERS ANONYMOUS 📉 SHORTING YOUR DREAMS WITH 100X LEVERAGE /// THANKS FOR THE EXIT LIQUIDITY, JEETS 🤑 INSIDER TRADING IS JUST A SKILL ISSUE /// MY PRIVATE ISLAND DECLARED WAR ON TAXES 🤡 STOP LOOKING AT CHARTS, GO CLEAN MY TOILET /// GOLD IS REAL, YOUR COINS ARE AIR

💀 BREAKING: I JUST DUMPED $SOL ON WAGIES /// SEC CHAIRMAN ASKED ME FOR A LOAN (DENIED) 💸 YOUR PORTFOLIO IS MY ROUNDING ERROR /// REMINDER: UTILITY IS A MYTH FOR POOR PEOPLE 📉 LIQUIDATING PEASANTS IN 3, 2, 1... 🤡 MCDONALD'S IS HIRING (APPLICATION LINK IN BIO) /// MY DOG HAS MORE ETH THAN YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE ⚡ FLASH CRASH INCOMING (OOPS, WRONG BUTTON) /// BITCOIN CEO IS MY BUTLER 💩 SELLING YOUR "COMMUNITY TAKEOVER" TO BUY A NEW YACHT /// WEN LAMBO? NEVER FOR YOU. 💎 DIAMOND HANDS = BAG HOLDERS ANONYMOUS 📉 SHORTING YOUR DREAMS WITH 100X LEVERAGE /// THANKS FOR THE EXIT LIQUIDITY, JEETS 🤑 INSIDER TRADING IS JUST A SKILL ISSUE /// MY PRIVATE ISLAND DECLARED WAR ON TAXES 🤡 STOP LOOKING AT CHARTS, GO CLEAN MY TOILET /// GOLD IS REAL, YOUR COINS ARE AIR